| Augustus: | Headline? |
| Hazel: | Swing Set Needs Home. |
| Augustus: | Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home. |
| Hazel: | Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children. |
| Augustus: | That's why. |
| Hazel: | What? |
| Augustus: | That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are. |
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